Article  Scottish Senior dating Fiona and Edna, two "senior" Scottish widows, are talking. Fiona: "That nice Angus MacDonald asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my flat punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a big posh car...A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert and after-dinner drinks.Then we go see a show at the Lyceum theatre. Let me tell you, Fiona, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!             So then we went back to my flat and he turns into a sex-mad ANIMAL! Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me twice!" Fiona: "Goodness gracious!... I certainly won't go out with him!" Edna:"Nay, nay, nay... I'm just saying, wear an old dress." Category Humour Author Ian Angus Munro Add To Favorites Print This Article Email Article To A Friend Post Comments   Rate This Article (2) 1 - Poor2345 - Good678910 - Excellent Added On Mon Nov 24th,2008     Relevant Images  No images have been Uploaded