Thaim wi a guid Scots tongue in their heid are fit tae gaun ower the warld. (Scots Proverb)

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. (Albert Einstein)

Call this war by whatever name you may, only call it not an American rebellion; it is nothing more or less than a Scotch Irish Presbyterian rebellion. ((Hessian Officer on American War of Independence 1778))