Kenzie Wallace aged 8
Aince upon a day my mither said to me:
Dinna Cleip aní dinna rype
Aní dinna tell a lee.
For gin ye cliep a craw sall name ye
Aní gin ye rype a daw sall shame ye;
Aní a snail sall heeze its hornies oot
Aní hike them rouní aní rouní aboot
Gin ye tell a lee.
Aince upon a day, as I walkit aí my lane,
I met a daw, aní monie a craw,
Aní a snail upon a stane.
Up gaed the daw aní didna shame me:
Up gaed ilk craw aní didna name me:
But the wee snail heezed its hornies oot
Aní hikíd them rouní aní rouní aboot
Aní ----------- goggled at me.