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By J K Annand

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I'm gaun to see the dentist
And sit upon his chair;
He'll twiddle wi his fancy knobs
And raise me in the air.
He's lots o orra nick-nacks
And water coloured pink
That I can hae to synd my mou
Syne skoosh intil his sink.
And gif I'm unco lucky
He'll dae me up in style
Sae I'll can show a gowden tuith
That sparkles when I smile.

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