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Doctor
J K Annand

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Caitlin

Up drives the doctor
   In his big car.
Comes ben the room
   And speirs hoo ye are.
 
"Stick oot yer tongue.
   Cough.  Say ninety-nine.
Let me feel your pulse.
   Hen, ye're daein fine.
 
"Orange juice for denner.
   At tea-time, same again.
An aspirin for supper
   And ye'll be richt as rain."

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