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Click here to listen to this in Real Audio read by Caitlin Wallace aged 8

The elephant's a funny beast,
A tail at either end,
Twa teeth as lang as barbers' poles,
Nae waist - he canna bend!
When nae wind blaws to cool the beasts
Upon the birselt plain,
The elephant juist flaffs his lugs
And starts a hurricane.
The elephant's a cannie beast,
He wadna hurt a flie.
I think I'll write a letter and
Invite him til his tea.

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