The elephant's a funny
beast,
A tail at either end,
Twa teeth as lang as
barbers' poles,
Nae waist - he canna bend!
When nae wind blaws to cool
the beasts
Upon the birselt plain,
The elephant juist flaffs
his lugs
And starts a hurricane.
The elephant's a cannie
beast,
He wadna hurt a flie.
I think I'll write a letter
and
Invite him til his tea.
