The mote we spot in
suid gie nae satisfaction,
insteid tho', if it bothers ye,
try freenly interaction.
Syne, sned the flaw folk see in oors
an thole the sherp incision,
for neeborly, enlichten't poo'ers
are worthy o ambition.
thro' reason thairfor, let us seek
some answers, while we nichtly scan
oor television brithers
up-endit bodies, pungent reek,
for inhumanity in man,
aye shrouds that faut in ithers.