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Nessie
 by
J K Annand

Caitlin Wallace, age 9, with her Robert Burns Certificate of Merit

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Nessie the Loch Ness Monster
Wad seem to be gey blate,
And doesna like the scientist chiels
That come, and sit, and wait.

But gif ye want to see her
Pretend ye dinna care,
Keek oot the corner o your ee -
Ye'll see her soomin there.

She'll wiggle-humphie-waggle,
She'll goggle wi her een,
Syne disappear ablow the loch
Like she had never been.

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