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by J K Annand
Read by Peter D Wright

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                                Mum cries me a slaister,
                                Says naethin could be waur
                                Nor mellin sand and water
                                And slaisterin in the glaur.
                                When I'm aa glaur and slaistert
                                And  clarty as a tink
                                Mum maks a graith o soap suds
                                And plops me in the sink.
                                Syne when I'm washed and tidied
                                And clean as clean can be
                                My Mum gies me a cuddle
                                And maks me chips for tea.

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