In winter time when it was dark
A pownie gaed to Hampden Park.
His coat was wearin thin and
Nae wunder he was feelin cauld.
He saw some washin on the line
And shouted, "This will dae me
He streekit owre his heid and
A jersey strippit white and
And lookin like a fitbaa player
Lowpt like a rocket through the
And when he landit back from
Foundit the African zebra race.