The Minister only
discovered when in the pulpit that he had mislaid his morning sermon.
As there were some visitors in church he thought it best to explain his
'My friends' he
announced. 'I may as well tell you that I've mislaid the notes for
my sermon today, so I must ask you to bear with me as I can only pass
whatever words the Lord puts into my mouth. But if you can manage
to come to the Evening Service I can assure you you'll hear something
worth listening to.'
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