Have Another One
A Christmas Eve service
was being considerably disturbed by a man who had been celebrating
Christmas Eve in a very different fashion. Finally the beadle
walked over to the man and whispered something to him. The drunk
man got up at once and quietly left the church with the beadle.
When the minister later
inquired how he had got him out of the church so easily, he replied 'It
was quite simple. I merely asked him to come out and have another
one on me.'