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The Kelty Bus

Willie and Jimmy, two Dunfermline supporters from Kelty, had celebrated a rare Pars victory so well that they missed the last bus home. Staggering out of a public house they started their weary walk home until they passed the Dunfermline Bus Garage and Willie had a bright idea. He suggested to Jimmy, who had expertise in such matters, that he should 'borrow' a bus and drive them home.

Jimmy at once entered the Bus Garage and after twenty minutes emerged at the wheel of a single-decker.

"Whit tuik ye sae lang?" enquired Willie.

"Weill" answered Jimmy " A haed ti shift a wheen buses - the Kelty ane wis richt at the back o the Gairage."

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