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That's The Limit

A traffic policeman insists that he pulled over a very geriatric driver on the M8 who was causing a huge back-log of vehicles by only driving at eight miles an hour.  When the policeman questioned him, he said he thought the signs for the M8 was the speed that you had to drive at.  While the officer was putting him right, he noticed a little old lady sitting next to the driver looking fair peelie-wallie.

"Are you all right?" asked the policeman.

"A am nou." she replied.  "Nou that we're aff the M90!"

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