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Undue Alarm

In the days when the upper reaches of the River Clyde could only take very small vessels, a small steamboat stuck in the mud near Renfrew, and the Skipper had reluctantly to wait for the rising tide and hope to be refloated.

Fuming and raging at the delay, he saw a little boy taking his toy bucket to the riverside for some water. This was enough to bring the Skipper's anger to boiling point. Leaning over the side of his vessel he roared "Tak wan bucket o watter out o this river afore A get afloat an A'll wairm yir lug !"

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