Mind Yir Breeks!
The crafter had to go to the market on the day
when the AI man was due.
"Nou" said the crafter to his wife "Fan the AI
mannie comes tak him tae the byre, pint oot the cou, and be sure that he gets
a basin a hate watter, an soap an a too'el an oniethin else he neids."
When the man from the AI arrived the crafter's
wife did exactly as she was told, adding as she left the byre: "An thare's a
nail ahin the door far ye kin hing yir breeks."
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