A Worried Wife!
An old crofter is on his death bed being comforted
by his wife and her sister. He turns to his wife and says: "We've haed a gran
life thegither but somethins aye bothered me fir yeirs. Jock an Jimmie war twa
gran strappin louns an are nou fine chiels - bit Sannie his aye been a shargar.
Tell minoo - is he ma sin?"
And the wife replies: "Oh ay, A'll sweir tillt."
At that the crofter dies a happy man and a while
later the widow's sister says: "At wis a funny thing Mac asked ye afore he
"A ken at" replies the widow "A wis worried fir a
meenit - A thocht he wis gyan tae ask aboot the the ither twa."
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