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Dog Gone!

A young American oilman gets on the train at Aberdeen and finds every seat taken except one on which is seated a small lap dog belonging to a large middle-aged lady.

 
    "Excuse me ma'am" he says politely " Would you mind moving your little dog?"
 
He is totally ignored by the woman, not once but three times she snootily disregards him. That is too much for the American who suddenly opens the carriage window and throws the hapless dog outside.
 
There are a few seconds of stunned silence then an Aberdonian sitting opposyte says "Ken is, you Yanks are funny. Ye drive on the wrang side o thr road, ye ate wi yir fork i the wrang haun - an nou ye've thrown the wrang bitch oot o the winda."

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