Dog Gone!
A young American oilman gets on the train at
Aberdeen and finds every seat taken except one on which is seated a small lap
dog belonging to a large middle-aged lady.
"Excuse me ma'am" he says politely " Would you
mind moving your little dog?"
He is totally ignored by the woman, not once but
three times she snootily disregards him. That is too much for the American who
suddenly opens the carriage window and throws the hapless dog outside.
There are a few seconds of stunned silence then an
Aberdonian sitting opposyte says "Ken is, you Yanks are funny. Ye drive on the
wrang side o thr road, ye ate wi yir fork i the wrang haun - an nou ye've
thrown the wrang bitch oot o the winda."
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