Check all the Clans that have DNA Projects. If your Clan is not in the list there's a way for it to be listed. Electric Scotland's Classified Directory An amazing collection of unique holiday cottages, castles and apartments, all over Scotland in truly amazing locations.

Click here to get a Printer Friendly Page

Looking Well

The two men in the Glasgow pub had been shattered by the sudden death of a friend and workmate. The more they drank to his memory, the more maudlin they became, and one of them suggested calling on the widow. By then, they had had a drink too many but off they went to the house. The widow was a little surprised by their visit but asked them inside where they both became tongue tied. To ease the strain the widow asked "Wad ye like fir ti see him?"

It was the last thing they wanted but they didn't know how to refuse, and found themselves ben the house looking at their old friend lying on the bed in a coffin. Searching for something to say, one of them burst out with "My isna he awfie sunburnt!"
    "Ay" agreed the widow "That last wee holiday he haed at Rothesay did him the pouer o Guid."  

Click here to listen to this joke

 Return to our Scot Wit Index Page


This comment system requires you to be logged in through either a Disqus account or an account you already have with Google, Twitter, Facebook or Yahoo. In the event you don't have an account with any of these companies then you can create an account with Disqus. All comments are moderated so they won't display until the moderator has approved your comment.

comments powered by Disqus