An old worthy on the Leuchars side of St Andrews
was having trouble with his hens. They would persist in wandering on the
nearby railway branch line and his losses had been very heavy.
At last, in desperation, he obtained a Railway
poster giving a full list of the local trains. This he carefully nailed to the
hen-house door, muttering to himself as he left -
"Weill, gin ye get rin owre nou, it's yir ain
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