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The Flowing Tongue

A few cronies were discussing the merits of their respective ministers. One had claimed that his man had been known to preach six different sermons from the same text. A second went further and claimed that his minister could preach twelve sermons in as many weeks from the shortest text in the Bible.

Andrew, who during the argument had been silent in the corner, at last removed his pipe from his mouth to say :
    "Man, that's naethin! Naethin! Ma guid-wife's bin preachin at me fir the hindmaist fowertie yeir frae nae text ava."

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