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Alibi

    Two bowling enthusiasts were leaving the green after completing their single tie.

 
    "Mind ye" the loser was heard to explain "Mind ye, John, A wis playin the nicht agin ma doctor's orders."
 
    "Ay, ay" replied the victor "A kent that afore we stertit the last end. A hae nivver bate a man in guid health yit."

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