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Waste Not!

The scene is the Joint Station in Aberdeen and Andrew is taking leave of his brother bound for England.

 
    "Nou Andra" said the traveller from the carriage window "gin oniething suid haippen tae Grannie whan A'm awa, ye suid, A think, sen me a wire." There was a pause before he added "An dinna forget that ye get twal wirds fir saxpence."
 
All that last minute instructions before the train's departure were duly observed and in due course Andra's message arrived -
 
    "MACKAY" - OTEL, LONDON. GRANNIE PASSED AWAY TODAY. ABERDEEN 2 DUNDEE 1. ANDREW."

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