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Stone Me!

Three men in a railway carriage in Buchan are having a dram and discussing their professions and worth.

 
The first one says: " I'm a doctor - I bring people into this world."
 
The second says : " I'm an undertaker - I bury them."
 
The third says : " A'm a steenmason - A pit a steen on the tap o them fir ti keep 'em doun."

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