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A well known trainer to a prominent Scottish League Club had stuck faithfully to the club for very many years, through good times and bad, although many tempting offers had been made for his services.

When his fame was at its height, he was being interviewed by an important English Club who were offering him very attractive terms to make a change. At last the visiting Chairman put the final question to the much sought after Scot.
    "Now" he concluded "these are the terms. But if there is anything else you want, we will certainly try to meet you."
    "Weill" came the reply "it's a graun offer, an A'll accept - bit on ae condeetion."
    "And what is the condition?" smilingly asked the Chairman.
    "The anerlie condeetion" replied the faithful one firmly "is that A get hame ilka Setterday fir ti see ma ain team." 

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