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A party comprising two English Bishops and two Cabinet Ministers had spent a fishing holiday in a remote hotel in Scotland. When the day of departure arrived the somewhat pompous and patronising spokesman for the quartet said to the worthy host :

    "Well John, I don't suppose you can have had four such distinguished visitors in your house before!"
    "Och ay, man, aften" replied John, adding to the great delight of the other visitors within earshot "anlie lest wik the blacksmith's fower laddies were in - an ilka o them a Piper."

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