A party comprising two English Bishops and two
Cabinet Ministers had spent a fishing holiday in a remote hotel in Scotland.
When the day of departure arrived the somewhat pompous and patronising
spokesman for the quartet said to the worthy host :
"Well John, I don't suppose you can have had
four such distinguished visitors in your house before!"
"Och ay, man, aften" replied John, adding to
the great delight of the other visitors within earshot "anlie lest wik the
blacksmith's fower laddies were in - an ilka o them a Piper."