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Love's Labour Lost

An Edinburgh school teacher's day was considerably brightened by receiving one morning the following note from a pupil's mother :-

'Please do not blame Willie for not doing the sum about walking from Edinburgh to Glasgow. It would take too long.
The last time you asked about how long it would take to walk five times from the Castle to Holyrood, his father lost a morning's work. And after all his walking you went and marked the sum wrong.'

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