Two ship-wrecked Scots had been
hanging on for hours to an upturned boat and were almost at the end of their
tether. Jock had been a wild loun in his day and realising he might not be
able to hold out much longer, began to recount his past misdeeds and to vow
that if he escaped, he would in future lead an entirely new life.
Suddenly there was a shout from
his comrade in distress.
" Haud on Jock ! Dinna commit
yersel. I think I see land. "
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