| Laura Campbell posted this
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WHAT CAN A BIRD DO THAT A
MAN CANT?
Whistle through his pecker.
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
They wont stop to ask for directions.
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN?
No body knows. It hasn't happened yet.
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
There both intended for children, but men usually end up playing with
them.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE LORENA BOBBIT COMPUTER VIRUS?
It turns your hard drive into a 3-1/2 inch floppy.
WHY DID GOD MAKE MAN FIRST?
You need to have a rough draft before the final copy.
HeHeHeHe...
Laura:*) |