A little guy is sitting
at a local bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big
trouble-making truck driver sits down next to him, grabs his drink and
gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy
"Come on man, I was just
giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another
drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying!"
"This is the worst day of
my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right.
I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no
insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my
wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife
in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the
courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the