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An Elderly couple visited the doctor for their annual medical exam. The old bloke first and when the Doc had finished he asked the man if he had any concerns about his health. The old fella said " Well when the missus and I have sex for the first time I get all hot and sweaty, but the second time I end up freezing cold. The Doctor is mystified and says he'll do some research and let him know.  Having finished his exam of the wife he mentions her husbands concern about the sex in their lifes. "Silly old devil. The first time is in December and the second time in June.

Three women talking of there husbands performance as lovers. First says "My husband is a marriage counsellor and brings me flowers and chocolates before we make love, and I like that"  The second says "My husband is a dock labourer, and some times plays rough and slaps me around, I like that"   Third one comments " My husband works for Microsoft. He sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it"


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