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Golfing Story

A woman and her friend were out golfing and she teed off first. To her horror, her ball was headed straight for a foursome of men. Sure enough, it hit one of the men and he clasped his hands together at his groin and began rolling on the ground.

The woman ran to the man and began apologizing.

"Please let me help," she said, "I'm a physical therapist."

"No, no, errrr," he groaned, "I'll be fine." still clasping his hands at his groin.

"No," she said, "I can help." So she loosened his belt and slid her hands in his pants and began to massage.

"How's that?" she said.

"It feels great," he said, "But my thumb still hurts like hell."

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