Four men were out golfing one
Saturday afternoon. Three of them were standing to the side waiting for the group ahead to
move along so their partner could hit. While they were waiting, one of the three started
grumbling, which prompted the others to question his sour mood. He said, "This
golfing with you guys is costing me a fortune. This morning when you called, I had to ask
my wife if I could go. When she said 'no', I practically had to bribe her. First I had to
give her money
to go shopping with her friends, then I had to buy a new pair of shoes because she threw
the old ones out, then I had to buy new balls, then the green fees, then the lunch. This
day must've cost me a thousand bucks by now."When the other two with him started complaining of the same scenario, the lad
about to hit was laughing so hard that he started shaking and couldn't even hit. Slightly
angry, the three asked him what in the world was so funny? When his laughing subsided
enough he said, "This morning after you called, I went back up to the bedroom and
snuggled right up tight to my wife. She glanced at me over her shoulder and said 'and what
can I do for you mister?', I put my face right up to her ear and whispered in the sexiest
voice I could muster, 'golf course or intercourse?'. She just turned away and said
"You'd better take a coat, it looks to rain." The fellow started laughing out
loud all over again. The other three started to cry.
Contributed by Ian M Standing |
