On a group of beautiful deserted
islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Scotsmen and 1 Scots woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere,
the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another long look at the
Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy /liquor store / restaurant/laundry, and have
got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman
keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do
everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household
chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is
improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Scotsmen set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture
because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey. But they're
satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.