|A shipwrecked Scotsman
finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regained consciousness on
the beach, he noticed a beautiful, unclad nymphet standing over him.
"Would you like some food?" she
The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och,
lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week noo and I am verra hungry!"
She disappeared into the woods and quickly
came back with a heaping helping of haggis. "Och, aye! That haggis
has made me verra thirsty and I wad verra much like a drink!"
She disappeared into the woods again and
returned sometime later with a bottle of 75-year-old single-malt scotch
whiskey. The Scotsman was beginning to think that he was in heaven!
Then, the unclad nymphet leaned towards him
and said "Would you like to play around?"
"Och lassie, don't tell me ye've got a
golf course here too!"
thanks to Dave.M for this one