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Shave
Ma Heid
Wee
Willie Carson went to Jim Marshall's the hairdresser in Harthill to get a
haircut.
On
the day he was a wee bit strapped for cash.
He
asked "how much is a haircut Jim?”
Jim
answered "Two Pounds ".
Willie
then asked "Well how much for a shave then?”
"Seventy
Five pence" answered Jim.
Willie
replied "OK JIST SHAVE MA HEID"
The
Election
Three
of the local lads, Wee Rab Lamont, Dick Lamie and Jackie Dowds,
were in Jessie McHugh’s pub at the Smiddy Corner in Harthill, and the
discussions got around to the forthcoming Harthill By Election.
The
major topic of the discussion was the future Tory candidate for Harthill.
"Rab
could be the candidate ." says Dick Lambie to Jacki Dowds
motioning to wee Rab Lamont.
Well
Rab was fair taken aback but very chuffed when Dick said that.
"Dae
ye think so?" says Rab.
"Aye"
says Jackie Dowds.
"Oh
Aye" Says Dick Lamie "I think ye'd make a rare
candidate"
"You're
the only wan in Harthill wae a suit".
Wallpaper
Big Andy Dowds got some new neighbours
recently in Harthill
An Asian family moved in next door, Mr
Lee and his family
Mr Lee and Andy became pals and were
discussing house renovations
Mr Lee asked Andy "How many rolls of
wallpaper - you buy for the lounge? "
Andy said "I bought eight rolls."
Later in the week after papering his
lounge Mr Lee said "Andy I have three rolls left"
Andy said "So did I "
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