|A Scotsman & a Englishman are strolling
along the beach when they find a lamp. They clean it up and out pops a
"I'll give you each one wish for freeing me" says the genie.
The Englishman thinks then wishes. "I
believe in an England for the English, I'm sick and tired of all these
Jocks coming into MY country. I wish for a huge wall around England - to
keep the English in and the Scots out."
POOF and it's done.
The Scotsman thinks. "Genie?" he says "tell me about this
wall". "Well" says the genie "it's 500 feet high, a
third of a mile thick, nothing can get in and nothing can get out".
"OK" says the Scotsman "Fill
it with water".