A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country
path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt
quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his
loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a
Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper,
raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said,
"Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"
She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon
and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the
Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was
bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a
minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta
see you won firrrst prrrize!"