|In the back woods of Scotland, Ian's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to
assist in the delivery.|
To keep the
nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said:
"Here, you hold this high Ian so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee
baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there Ian!" said the doctor. "Don't
be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee
one to come yet."
Sure enough, within minutes he had
delivered a bonnie lass.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be
putting down that lantern, lad... It seems there's yet another one
besides!" cried the doctor.
Then Ian scratched his head in
bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Do ye think it's the light that's
Thanks to John D Navin for sending this