Robert and Angus are golfing
on a lovely day when Robert misses an easy putt. 'Dammit!' he
exclaims. 'Missed t' wee bugger!' 'Oh you shouldn't use language like
that,' warned Angus. "God'll strike ye down wi' a bolt o' lightnin.' Robert
grumbles and ignores his friend. A few moments later Angus is getting
ready to putt when a lightning bolt shoots straight out of the sky and
strikes him dead. God exclaims: 'Dammit! Missed the bugger!'
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