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God and Golf


Robert and Angus are golfing on a lovely day when Robert misses an easy putt.   'Dammit!'  he exclaims.  'Missed t' wee bugger!'     'Oh you shouldn't use language like that,' warned Angus.  "God'll strike ye down wi' a bolt o' lightnin.'  Robert grumbles and ignores his friend.  A few moments later Angus is getting ready to putt when a lightning bolt shoots straight out of the sky and strikes him dead.  God exclaims:  'Dammit!  Missed the bugger!'

Thanks to Rebecca Luxner for sending this in :-)


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