This is cute!!
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box.
He took the box back home,
found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by
taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede
in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But
there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but
he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the
bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his
new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about
the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time
putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time.... I'm putting on my shoes!."
Thanks to Dorothy Watson for
sending this in.