Thanks to John Cunningham for this one...
A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how
much it is for an extraction.
"$85 for an extraction sir" was the dentists reply.
"Och! huv ye nay got unythin cheaper", replies the Scotsman getting
"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist.
"What aboot if ye didnae use uny anaesthetic?", asked the Scotsman
"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I
can do it for $70", said the dentist.
"Hmmmm, what aboot if ye used one of ye dentist trainees and still wi' oot
anaesthetic", said the Scotsman.
"Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their
level of professionalism, and it'll be a lot more painful, but I suppose
in that case we can bring the price down to say $40", said the dentist.
"Och that's still a bit much, how aboot if ye make it a training session
and have yon student do the extraction and the other students watchin and
learnin", said the Scotsman hopefully.
"Hmmmmm, well OK, it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge
you only $5 in that case", said the dentist.
"Wonderful, it's a deal" said the Scotsman ... "Can ye book me wife for