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Chocolate Chip Cookie


An elderly terminally ill Scotsman who had only a few hours to live was lying in his bed upstairs. Suddenly he smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie baking downstairs in the kitchen. He thought to himself, "If only I could have one more of my wife's wonderful cookies, I could die a happy man." So he struggled out of the bed, crawled on the floor to the stairs and slowly slid down the stairs and made his way into the kitchen. Just as he reached up to take one of the cookies off the plate on the kitchen table, his wife swatted his hand, and said, "Hands off! Those are for the funeral!"

from
Mack Douglass


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