If you see a Weegie on a bicycle, why
should you never swerve and hit him?
It could be your bike.
An Edinbugger woman commented that
whenever an Edinburgh citizen wears something expensive, it looks
however when a Weegie does it looks
What's the difference between Batman
and a Weegie?
Batman is able to go out without
What did the wee Weggie laddie get for
IN THE INTEREST OF BALANCE, [but not
A Weegie out for a walk down by the
river Clyde saw an Edinbugger on the opposite bank.
'Hello there' she shouts, 'how can I
get to the other side?'
Looking up and down the river the
Weegie shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side'
In the early wee
small hours at an hotel in Edinburgh during the festival the young
lady at reception was confronted by a well dressed but seriously
pissed Weegie guest who stumbled down from the second floor and
saying in front of her said " Haw hen, gonnae geez anurra
she replied, "we're a bit crowded as its the festival so I
don't know whether I could shift you immediately. It's pretty late