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A man was hiking through the hills in
Scotland and stopped for a drink at a mountain stream.
An old shepherd, rather tattered and worn
shouted to him:
"Dinna take a draught oot o the riffle
laddie, 'tis poorly wi' the dregs o ma cattle."
(Translates to: don't drink the water sir,
it's full of cow shit)
The hiker said, "I say old man, I'll have
you know I'm an English gentleman. Please address me in the proper
English language, you heathen."
The shepherd replied, "I said ....use both
hands. You will be able to get more in your mouth."
Our thanks to Daniel Dagenais for sending
this in :-) |
