Edna, two "senior" Scottish widows, are talking.
nice Angus MacDonald asked me out for a date. I know you
went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you
about him before I give him my answer."
I'll tell you. He shows up at my flat punctually at 7 P.M.,
dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings
me such beautiful flowers!
Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a big posh
car...A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he
takes me out for dinner... A marvellous dinner... lobster,
champagne, dessert and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a
show at the Lyceum theatre. Let me tell you, Fiona, I
enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we went back to my flat and he turns into a sex-mad
ANIMAL! Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new
dress and has his way with me twice!"
"Goodness gracious!... I certainly won't go out with him!"
nay, nay... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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