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Scottish Senior Dating

Fiona and Edna, two "senior" Scottish widows, are talking.

Fiona: "That nice Angus MacDonald asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my flat punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!

Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a big posh car...A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvellous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show at the Lyceum theatre. Let me tell you, Fiona, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!

So then we went back to my flat and he turns into a sex-mad ANIMAL! Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me twice!"

Fiona: "Goodness gracious!... I certainly won't go out with him!"

Edna: "Nay, nay, nay... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

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