by Margo Fallis
Ian & Mac Travel Stories -
Ah, Madrid. Ive always heard it is
a beautiful city. Ian stretched his legs, wiggling his toes back and
Mac jumped off the train steps,
landing next to Ian on the vacant platform. And how would you know
that? I was under the impression youd never heard of Madrid.
Yes, well never mind. It is
beautiful, isnt it? Ian cleared his throat. You know what I want to
do? I want to see a bullfight. I saw a poster on one of the train
windows. Id love to see two bulls duking it out in a boxing ring.
Well try to find the arena. So,
here we are, Spain. Mac wasnt sure what to do, so he sighed. Im
hungry. Lets find some Spanish food. We wont find anything here, at
the train station. We need to wander about. Look for someone with a lot
of baggage and use it for cover.
A man carrying three pieces of
baggage and pulling a suitcase by the handle walked past them, huffing
and puffing. Ian and Mac slipped in between the two largest pieces,
keeping pace with the man, who headed straight for a taxi. As the driver
lifted the baggage into the boot of the car, Ian and Mac ran underneath,
between the front tires. Mac grabbed Ian by the arm and pointed. Look.
Its a sign about the bullfights.
Theres an arrow pointing that
direction. Ian led Mac under a string of cars until they were safely
past the train station. Lucky for them the sides of the streets were
lined with flowering bushes and trees, offering many hiding places. They
soon came upon another sign. Plaza de Toros; I wonder what that means.
He turned to Mac and they both shrugged their shoulders, neither
Dont look at me, Ian. I cant
speak Spanish, but theres another arrow, so we must be going the right
After running from bush to bush
down several streets, the raccoons came upon another sign. Las Ventas.
Las Ventas? I dont know what that means either, but theres a picture
of a big bull. Look at the horns on him. Theyre almost as big as our
Highland cattle. Ian held his arms out to the side to show size.
And pointed. Mac gaped at the
Ians nose twitched. Mac, I smell
food and theres a sign that says Las Ventas. He jumped up and down,
sniffing the air. Its coming from that Las Ventas place. Without
waiting for his friend, Ian ran off, letting his nose guide him. He
stopped when he saw the line of people waiting to go inside the arena.
Mac caught up with him. Dont run
off and leave me again like that. It would be terrible if we got
separated. What do you think theyre all lined up for?
They must have come to watch the
bulls fighting. Do you think its a big boxing ring? This Las Ventas
place is huge.
Mac raised his head and looked
around. It is big. Stay close to me and mingle in with the peoples
feet, but whatever you do, dont let them step on you. Once were inside
well find a place to hide.
Near the food? Ian licked his
Yes, Ian, near the food. Mac led
Ian into the bullfighting arena. They darted under the seats until they
came to an area where the bulls were caged. This looks safe. People
were already dropping food on the ground so Ian took advantage of each
morsel. His cheeks puffed out, full of tortilla chips and burritos
filled with rice and chicken and beans. Ian dropped a load off in front
of Mac and ran away to get some more. While Mac sat nibbling on some
rice, he heard a deep voice and turned towards it.
Hola, el bandito.
A gigantic bull, the size of a
large boulder, stood near the metal gate, glaring at Mac. Relieved the
bull was behind metal bars, Mac slid on his bottom, across the big wall,
moving closer. Are you talking to me?
Hee hee hee. Bandito. The bull
roared with laughter. Hola. Me llamo George. Cómo se llama usted?
Mac scratched the top of his head.
Hore-hay? I get it. Youre telling me your name is Hore-hay and you
want to know what my name is. Im Mac.
The bull snorted, blowing dust on
Mac. Mac? George.
Mac stared at the bulls long,
sharp horns. He also noticed George had a metal ring going through one
nostril and coming out the other. His hide was black and he reminded Mac
of Ferdinand, the Bull, a book hed seen in the woods one day, except
this bull was much angrier. Why did you call me bandito?
Bandito. The bull lifted his
hoof and pointed at Macs face. Bandito.
I get it. I look like Im a
bandit with the black circles around my eyes, like a mask. No bandito.
Im a raccoon. See my tail? Mac held his tail up for George to see.
See the stripes?
Just then Ian ran back with
another load of food. This should do us. He dropped it near the other
treats of the food. Thats when he noticed the bull. Mac. Uh, Mac. Why
are you standing close to that enormously huge, large, gigantic bull?
Are you off your head, Mac?
His name is Hore-hay and hes not
too bad. Hes rather nice, actually. Hore-hay, this is my friend, Ian.
The bull burst out laughing. Dos
banditos. Eee-yan and Mac.
Whats he saying, Mac? Ian
nudged the other raccoon.
He thinks we look like bandits
wearing black masks. Hes trying to say your name, Ian. Mac said the
name slowly. He doesnt speak English.
Oh. Ian grabbed a cold, greasy
burrito. Would you like something to eat? Ive got plenty of food,
enough for you too. He handed George the burrito.
George shoved it into his mouth.
Ian handed him some more food. The
three of them gobbled up everything. Are you going to be in the
bullfight? Youre very strong looking. Im sure you could knock the
other bull out in the first round. George had a blank look of his face,
so Ian pretended to box. Bullfight? Comprehend?
Me toro. No comprendo. George.
Eee-yan. Mac. The bull pointed at each as he said their names.
Theres that word again, toro. Mac turned to Ian.
Georges eyes widened and he grinned. Toro. George, toro. The bull
pointed at his chest.
Hes saying hes a toro. Toro must mean bull. When Mac said that,
George clapped his hooves together. Oh. Hore-hay is a toro, which means
hes a bull. Im beginning to understand Spanish.
George thought carefully. Me, George, speak English un paketo. You no
habla Espanol? Me, el toro.
Hes trying to speak English. Very good, Hore-hay. You can speak a
little bit of English and yes, youre a bull. Ian turned and made a
face at Mac, ridiculing the bull.
I think Hore-hay is going to be fighting today. Hes a tough one. I
wonder where his boxing gloves are. Mac stood and leaned over the metal
gate. Off in the distance he saw a man dressed in a black costume and
wearing a funny looking cap. He carried a red cape in his hand. George
started scratching the dirt and snorting angry breaths. Whats the
matter, Hore-hay? Dont you like that man? Is he the referee?
Georges lips curled down in an angry snarl. El matador.
Matador? Whats a matador? Ian gazed at the man in the arena. Hes
carrying swords. What is he going to do with those? Is he going to have
a sword fight with someone before the boxing match?
George blew a huge windy breath out. El matador. He took his front leg
and pretended to stab himself with a sword. He did it over and over
again and then fell to the ground, like he was dead.
Whats he doing? Whats he trying to tell us, Mac?
Ians gaze wandered to the other bulls and then to the matador. I dont
think were here to watch two bulls fighting each other. I think that
man in the strange costume is going to stab Hore-hay with those swords
and kill him. Mac gulped. Hore-hay, is that what he is going to do?
The bull jumped up and nodded. He shoved the make believe sword into his
heart. Kill me.
Yikes! I dont want to see that. Weve got to help Hore-hay and the
other bulls escape before the matador kills them. Ian ran around in
circles, waving his arms, frantic and over excited.
Calm down, Ian. Mac slipped through the bars into the cage holding the
bulls inside. He tugged Ian through. George allowed them to climb on his
back as they headed towards the others. Do any of you speak English?
A bull, as much the same size as George, gathered around. El Bandito!
The bulls laughed.
Yes, I know, its very funny. Har har har. Do any of you speak
English? Mac frowned.
I speak English, a scrawnier bull said. Not good, but little bit.
Tell the others that the matador is planning to kill them with swords.
Ian and I are here to help you escape.
The bull turned to the others and rambled off something in Spanish. A
few of them answered, but Mac and Ian couldnt understand. Whats he
saying? Whats that one saying?
They say theres nothing you can do to help us. It is our destiny to
die in the bullfighting ring. We have been trained for it since we were
No, thats not right. Well help you. Do you want to die being stabbed
by a thousand swords, or do you want to escape and live in the country.
Its nice there. You can eat grass all day long and chase each other up
and down the hills and have a grand time and, he winked, there are
lots of cows. Nobody will ever stab you again. Mac heard cheers coming
from the arena. You need to make up your minds right now. Are you
coming or not?
I come, George said. The others decided it might be a good idea too.
Mac led the way while Ian stayed at the back to make sure nobody lagged
behind. Mac opened the gate at the back of the cage, with the aid of
George, who used his horn to pry a piece of wood out of a slot. Come
on. Stay close to me. The bulls ran out of the cage. Ian closed it
behind them. They moved down an alley and stayed out of sight as much as
possible until they came to the nearby train tracks. As they walked
north, Mac told them what he knew about Spain. I know there was a
famous painter named Pablo Picasso, who lived here. The bulls all
shouted ole at the recognized name. Shh. Dont make any noise. They
put their heads down after being scolded and kept quiet. All right.
This train track heads north. I checked the train schedule. Luckily
someone dropped theirs in the dirt. No trains are heading north for
another two hours. Keep going until you are out of Madrid and then get
off the tracks when you see the first grassy field. Dont go into any
china shops. Mac snickered, but nobody else understood his joke except
Ian. Good luck, Hore-hay. Tell your amigos good luck.
George spoke to the others. They all waved at Ian and Mac and then
trotted down the tracks.
That matador is going to be really angry when he sees there are no
bulls in the cage. Ian laughed. I wish I could see his face, but right
now, I think wed better go to the train station and get out of here. If
anyone finds out we are the ones that let the bulls go, were in big
We barely got here, Ian, but I suppose youre right. After looking at
the schedule for the trains, Mac spotted the word Barcelona. Ive heard
of that place. Mr. Andrews was reading a National Geographic about
Barcelona. I picked it out of the rubbish after he tossed it away. The
pictures are pretty. How does that sound?
Is it still in Spain? Ian had no idea where Barcelona was.
I think so. Did I mention there were warm beaches? Mac winked. They
snuck onto the train soon to be heading southbound, climbed into a
luggage bin and lay quietly as the train chugged out of the station.
You smell like bulls, Ian whispered before closing his eyes and
drifting off to sleep.
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