When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel
Where The Magic Midgie Queen your future will foretell!
There will be no charge for this service she will gladly give
but in her Royal Wisdom she says, "Midgies have to live!"
So on entering The Midgie Queendom there is a little fee,
it's only a pint of blood from you, and a now anaemic me!
Ken. F. Adamson
Chief Aide To Queen Midge