It’s o’ modern day schoolin’, that I maun defile;
Dear brethren an’ sisterin haud wheesht for a while.
There’s a richt (#)curribuction frae Buckie tae Blenheim,
That’s cause noo the school uniform’s boot-cuts and denim.
(Chorus) Boot-cuts and denim, boot-cuts and denim,
Cause noo the school uniform’s boot-cuts and denim.
when I was a wean, that’s in days lang gane by,
It was short trews wi’ a siller and royal blue tie;
An’ Aul’(~) Mag-Anne wud dirl yir lug wi’ great ven’m,
If ye entered her cless wearin’ boot-cuts and denim.
it’s trainers an’ rucksacks is aw’ that a see,
As a pass by Craignair street, juist eftur half-three.
If a still had ma schule-claes, ma gran’son ah’d len’ ‘um,
They wud mak’ a nice cheinge tae them boot-cuts and denim.
it seems that guid dress sense tae me’s gane aglee,
So a blame the parents and powers that be;
An’ aul’ Blunkett, a lang (*) interwheecher a’d sen’ ‘um;
Denouncin’ the wearin’ o’ boot-cuts an’ denim.
Juist a wee mini-skirt, a han’s bridth ‘bin the knee,
That wud far sinner please an aul’ pervert like me;
When a draw ma last breath a’ll be pleased juist tae ken ah’m
Naw lyin’ in ma box wearin’ boot-cuts an’ denim.
Though a’ve got(=) nae consclaption, o’ whut lies ahead;
It’s naw worth the fashin’ tae me, gin ah’m deid.
If St. Pate’s at the gates, then ah’ll gie him some yirkin’,
Wi’ his ticht crutchit (+) pollys, an’ faded blue jirkin.
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