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Poems by Sharon Reaper
Mr Chalk & Mrs Cheese: the Wine-Tasting Party


'Niver his there been sic an unco perr
as the twa o thaim standin oer there.
Dinna leuk taewards thaim jist yet
onless ye wunt a leuk as soor as vinaigrette!
As fir him, Im shuir ei hauled hir oot o the loch.
Nae gee tae critters o the watter.  Och
weel, we better gang hin afore we chitter
tae daith in is cald norlin wither.

Lik a sleeve oan a bishops chimere
the cupple niver agane did appear
onless afore a reflecktive surface
stood Mrs Gossipmonger an Mr Gormless.

Sharon Reaper, 2002


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